{"type":"standard","title":"The Hackensaw Boys","displaytitle":"The Hackensaw Boys","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7738609","titles":{"canonical":"The_Hackensaw_Boys","normalized":"The Hackensaw Boys","display":"The Hackensaw Boys"},"pageid":1775712,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Hackensaw_Boys_at_Hardywood_Craft_Brewery.jpg/330px-Hackensaw_Boys_at_Hardywood_Craft_Brewery.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Hackensaw_Boys_at_Hardywood_Craft_Brewery.jpg","width":5184,"height":3456},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285367021","tid":"481aa8de-1845-11f0-8f27-b9bcd5512d7f","timestamp":"2025-04-13T08:57:09Z","description":"String band based in central Virginia","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hackensaw_Boys","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hackensaw_Boys?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hackensaw_Boys?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Hackensaw_Boys"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hackensaw_Boys","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Hackensaw_Boys","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hackensaw_Boys?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Hackensaw_Boys"}},"extract":"The Hackensaw Boys are a string band based in central Virginia that formed in 1999. The band has drawn on many musical influences and are \"[k]nown best for rowdy, energetic live shows.\" They have performed at Bonnaroo, Lockn', FloydFest, and the All Good Music Festival. The band tours continuously and claims twenty or more current and former members. The current four-piece lineup contains only one original member, David Sickmen, who rejoined the group in 2012.","extract_html":"
The Hackensaw Boys are a string band based in central Virginia that formed in 1999. The band has drawn on many musical influences and are \"[k]nown best for rowdy, energetic live shows.\" They have performed at Bonnaroo, Lockn', FloydFest, and the All Good Music Festival. The band tours continuously and claims twenty or more current and former members. The current four-piece lineup contains only one original member, David Sickmen, who rejoined the group in 2012.
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