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Dragut was an Ottoman corsair, naval commander, governor, and noble. Under his command, the Ottoman Empire's maritime power was extended across North Africa. Recognized for his military genius, and as being among \"the most dangerous\" of corsairs, Dragut has been referred to as \"the greatest pirate warrior of all time\", \"undoubtedly the most able of all the Turkish leaders\", and \"the uncrowned king of the Mediterranean\". He was nicknamed \"the Drawn Sword of Islam\". He was described by a French admiral as \"a living chart of the Mediterranean, skillful enough on land to be compared to the finest generals of the time\" and that \"no one was more worthy than he to bear the name of king\". Hayreddin Barbarossa, who was his mentor, stated that Dragut was ahead of him \"both in fishing and bravery\".
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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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The Search for Everything World Tour was a concert tour by American recording artist John Mayer in support of his seventh studio album The Search for Everything (2017). The tour played 62 shows and visited the Americas as well as Europe, beginning on March 31, 2017 in Albany, United States, and concluding on October 29, 2017 in Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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